NUFF SAID: Visions of a Jacked F8

In the following post I want to share some strange visions that I've experienced lately with the intent of finding out if I have acquired some sort of sickness or if the whole group is indeed having the same sorts of neurological disorders from getting too jacked.

So I jump on the bike today cuz the doc says that's the best way to alleviate the 'chicken leg' effect that accompanies multiple knee surgeries, as compared to other favorites such as arc training or elliptical. As I got on I started out slow with little resistance. After about 5 minutes I cranked the resistance up and then I blacked out (or perhaps I fell asleep, who knows). What I do know is that I was all of the sudden cruising through Stage 18 : Pinerolo - Galibier Serre-Chevalier of the Tour de France right next to the Schleck Brothers and that good old American Lance. That is to say I was right next to them until I passed them MOFOs and took the yellow jersey......Then...Shit I woke up in the Regis gym!! I was still wearing the yellow jersey and everyone in the gym was cheering. Seriously boys...it happened...
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So as anyone man enough to engage in the MU340 knows, winning one stage of the tour ( or one checkpoint on the river, however your mind prefers to quantify accomplishments, you get the point) is simply not enough.

So then I started hittin the plates and no shit.......that's right you guessed it, i fuckin blacked out again (or fell asleep, whatever, its all semantics at this point). And Arnold Schwartzenegger was like 'what's up little bad ass' and I was like 'my muscle mass mother fucker'. Chuck Norris and his wife were there too....Seriously, no shit fellas. And they were like, 'hey man, would you promote our workout machine, won't take much of your time, just have to take you shirt off and bust some plates out on TV. there's a female model involved too'.
I woke up to Arnold saying ' I'm the gobe ner of Cali fornia, I can't be bot ter with illej itimate childs' ---weird right?

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So I figured, I was low on calories cuz I hadn't had lunch yet and I must just be imagining these things, so I jumped on the row machine to cool down a bit and, ....no f'n shit...I blacked out, fell asleep, went dillusional...whatever. and I pictured me, tim, and even chris crossing the finish line in the dirt dirt dirty lou and taking the 2012 MU Cup (strange right??? chris won't even be on the river, he'll be in the delivery room with his wife beater and pony tale ensuring the next generations of bad asses pops out OK!)

-----NUFF SAID

Is this happening to everyone???? and lastly
Coach...you got an extra spot on Varsity?

----NUFF SAID